Posted by
InchDeep on Thursday, March 27, 2008 3:31:19 PM
I heard a clip from the Movie "The Americanization of Emily". A movie from 1964 staring James Garner and Julie Andrews. In the movie James Garner has a little monologue that is applicable today. Here it is with some edits for me.
You American haters bore me to tears, Ms. Barham Kulthoom. I've dealt with Europeans Muslims all my life. I know all about us parvenus from the States who come over here and race around your old Cathedral towns Sacred Muslim Lands with our cameras and Coca-cola bottles... Brawl in your pubs, paw at your women, and act like we own the world. We over-tip, we talk too loud, we think we can buy anything with a Hershey bar. I've had Germans Iranians and Italians Palestinians tell me how politically ingenuous we are, and perhaps so. But we haven't managed a Hitler bin-Laden or a Mussolini Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yet. I've had Frenchmen Imams call me a savage because I only took half an hour for lunch our woman don't wear Burka's. Hell, Ms. Barham Kulthoom, the only reason the French take two hours for lunch Muslim Woman wear Burkas is because the service in their restaurants is lousy, well who wants to take a beating for an Islamic fashion faux pas. The most tedious lot are you British Islamofascists. We crass Americans didn't introduce war into your little island. This war, Ms. Barham Kulthoom to which we Americans are so insensitive, is the result of 2,000 1300 years of European Islamofascist greed, barbarism, superstition, and stupidity. Don't blame it on our Coca-cola bottles. Europe The Middle East was a growing brothel cesspool long before we came to town.
There now I feel better. And by the way Kulthoom is a Muslim womens name that means "
Daughter of the prophet Mohammed peace be upon him."
Here is the original quote without the edits. Get the movie it's great.
You American haters bore me to tears, Ms. Barham. I've dealt with
Europeans all my life. I know all about us parvenus from the States who
come over here and race around your old Cathedral towns with our
cameras and Coca-cola bottles... Brawl in your pubs, paw at your women,
and act like we own the world. We over-tip, we talk too loud, we think
we can buy anything with a Hershey bar. I've had Germans and Italians
tell me how politically ingenuous we are, and perhaps so. But we
haven't managed a Hitler or a Mussolini yet. I've had Frenchmen call me
a savage because I only took half an hour for lunch. Hell, Ms. Barham,
the only reason the French take two hours for lunch is because the
service in their restaurants is lousy. The most tedious lot are you
British. We crass Americans didn't introduce war into your little
island. This war, Ms. Barham to which we Americans are so insensitive,
is the result of 2,000 years of European greed, barbarism,
superstition, and stupidity. Don't blame it on our Coca-cola bottles.
Europe was a growing brothel long before we came to town.