Effervescent Evangelicals Ogle Obama
I’m blown away by how bubbly some supposed evangelicals have become
over Barack Obama. Several major “evangelical” ministers, Christian
entertainers (whatever that means), and lesser pundits have thrown
their names and crowds behind BHO for POTUS.
I’d like to name their names, but that would somehow flatter
them and then their posse would email/call me and I’d have to talk to
them and act nice and stuff, which is about as appealing to me as
watching Joan Rivers make out with Cher.
Before I’m labeled a hater by the Ichthus wing of the Obama
camp, I’d like to clarify for all the whiners everywhere who are having
a hissy over my opposition to Obama that I don’t hate him nor do I want
to cut his nuts off like Jesse Jackson would like to. The only people I
hate are the crappy drivers down here in Miami, al Qaeda and of course
all dry cleaners.
In addition, I’m sure Obama’s a nice guy, for a
politician—except, obviously, not to the baby he’s completely cool with
aborting. And that’s what our pigmentally-enhanced junior state senator
from Chicago is: a politician. Nothing more, nothing less (insert yawn
here).
Heck, even his sensei for the last 20 years, the pastor of
good tidings of great joy (plus bigotry, anti-American rhetoric and
whacked conspiracy theories), the reverend Jeremiah Wright, has said
the above about his famous disciple. Yep, Barack’s main holy man stated
as he tumbled beneath the bus Obama flung him under a couple of months
ago that BHO puts the Mac in Machiavelli.
But what does Reverend Wright know about Obama’s character?
And what does BHO’s uber-liberal secular to le core voting record
prove?
Apparently nothing to some of God’s easy-to-fleece sheep who
have blown off the moral/cultural imperatives inherent within Scripture
for their svelte savior’s savoir-faire. (Notice the French? We’d better
speak French or BHO will get PO’ed.)
No, to some of the hip and groovy progressive Christians, it
doesn’t matter that Obama’s worldview is not a Christian one but rather
a secular point of view. (BTW, a worldview, for believers unfamiliar
with the term, is not what you get when you have a window seat on
Delta.)
You did know, Christian, that Scripture has a worldview
inherent within its text that . . . uh . . . didn’t get there by
accident, and you don’t get to vote on, and which you do not need an
Ovaltine decoder ring or a Windtalker to unscramble. Yep, the Christian
worldview ain’t foggy and is definitely not liberal. Matter of fact, on
pretty much every issue it rubs up against it comes out
conservative—and on some issues hard-edge conservative.
So, my lost liberal brethren, if you’re feeling frisky and
you’re open and brave, I’ve got a book you’ve got to read after you
finish reading The Audacity of Hype for the fourth time. It’s by David
Klinghoffer and is titled How Would God Vote? Why the Bible Commands
You to Be a Conservative. Check it out, but don’t let your friends see
you do it. It could cost you some buddies . . .